The Very First Post

Hi! You are reading the first official post of "2,000 Ways Not to Make a Lightbulb". This is a blog about nothing and, well, everything. I will frequently post things worth blogging about that i will type up on the computer using a keyboard, and then proceed to post on this blog at which point, i would hope, you will read it.

You as a reader may be wondering "Why is it called '2,000 Ways Not to Make a Lightbulb?". Well, Thomas Edison once said "I did not fail, I learned 2,000 ways not to make a light bulb." which is the best quote in the world. That is why it is called 2,000 Ways Not to Make a Lightbulb.

So I thank you people of earth for reading my blog and I hope you will visit again soon!

Martians from Pluto

Well hello there. If you're reading this, then that means you survived the Martian attack last night. If you don't remember a Martian attack, it's because they used their out-of-this-world galactic space technology to wipe out your memory. So right now, if you think I'm crazy for talking about Martians from Pluto, then I feel bad 4 you' because u probably got your memory wiped out. The reason they did not come in peace is because they are very upset that we do not consider their planet, an actual planet. We said it was a moon. Martians do not like people calling their planet a moon. You may be wondering why I can remember this, and you can't. Well, I just adore Pluto and consider it a planet, so the Martians like me. That's why they didn't swipe my memory. Plus my very good friend George is from Pluto (we played poker together).

The Martians wanted me to tell all you people of earth hello since they didn't remember them from last night. So here's a greeting from the Martians

HELLO PEOPLE OF EARTH!!! WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE, BUT THAT WILL TEACH YOU NOT TO DOWNGRADE OTHER LIFEFORM'S PLANETS. HAVE A NICE LIFE! GOOD BYE! AU REVOIR! ADIOS! ALOHA! AUF WIEDERSEHEN! FARVEL! NAMASTE! ZEGNAJ! TOT ZIENS! SAYONARA! KUBIANDO! BYE!!!!!!

Well there you have it folk's: a greeting from Martians from Pluto. I shall give them your regards next time I run into George. So, Kubiando!!!!!!!!!!!!