Martians from Pluto

Well hello there. If you're reading this, then that means you survived the Martian attack last night. If you don't remember a Martian attack, it's because they used their out-of-this-world galactic space technology to wipe out your memory. So right now, if you think I'm crazy for talking about Martians from Pluto, then I feel bad 4 you' because u probably got your memory wiped out. The reason they did not come in peace is because they are very upset that we do not consider their planet, an actual planet. We said it was a moon. Martians do not like people calling their planet a moon. You may be wondering why I can remember this, and you can't. Well, I just adore Pluto and consider it a planet, so the Martians like me. That's why they didn't swipe my memory. Plus my very good friend George is from Pluto (we played poker together).

The Martians wanted me to tell all you people of earth hello since they didn't remember them from last night. So here's a greeting from the Martians

HELLO PEOPLE OF EARTH!!! WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE, BUT THAT WILL TEACH YOU NOT TO DOWNGRADE OTHER LIFEFORM'S PLANETS. HAVE A NICE LIFE! GOOD BYE! AU REVOIR! ADIOS! ALOHA! AUF WIEDERSEHEN! FARVEL! NAMASTE! ZEGNAJ! TOT ZIENS! SAYONARA! KUBIANDO! BYE!!!!!!

Well there you have it folk's: a greeting from Martians from Pluto. I shall give them your regards next time I run into George. So, Kubiando!!!!!!!!!!!!