French Rap

Here is the French Rap called "Qu'est-ce que tu aimes faire?" which means "what do u like to do?" in french. Here it is, enjoy!

blue black purple white purple green black purple black 

Animator vs. Animation

This is a cute cartoon. It's really funny. WATCH IT PLEASE!!!!!!

http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs13/f/2007/077/2/e/Animator_vs__Animation_by_alanbecker.swf

2,000 Ways NOT To Make a Lightbulb

Kubiando!!!!!!

I just thought I'd talk a little bit today about some ways not to make a light bulb. So here is a list of a few things i came up with:

shove a peanut butter sandwich in a tissue box, eat a cockroach, power your house with hydrogen peroxide and liver(hey, it works), write a blog about not making light bulbs, hang a giant picture of Albert Einstein on your ceiling over your bed, look through the periodic table of elements and find einsteinium (it's really an element), jump on the trampoline, put on deodorant (though you could use some), support the no-incinerators act, rejoice over Obama's win, put macaroni and cheese on a hot dog and eat it (trust me, it's REALLY good) spend all of your time reading a really long and totally not pointless(cough cough-pointless) blog post.

So i hope you have fun NOT making a light bulb. If you would like to add a suggestion then please leave a comment containing your suggestion. I might post them all in a different post. Have a great life. Peace Out!!!!!!!!!

Music from Playlist

WICKED!!!!!!!!

I would like to tell you that i saw wicked (for the second time) and it was AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!! I'm sure anyone who has seen it before would agree with me. And if you haven't seen it before, well then, GO SEE IT! It is the best show ever! It is not like the book, in the sense that the book is so graphic. They made the musical so that children could watch it. It is the best show I've ever seen by far (i saw Lion King on Broadway, and it's a close second, but Wicked is better). So I encourage everyone to go see it if they get the chance. It really is a wonderful performance with skilled actors and strong singers. Also the special effects are spectacular. So go see it! I'm not exaggerating; it will be the best show you will ever see. Have fun! Bye!

IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ!!!!!!!!!!

Click on this link to go to the blog "Lover of All Things Random" and take the IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ! It is so hard and so addicting! Here it is: 

http://uracheesball.blogspot.com/search?updated-max=2008-09-19T06%3A17%3A00-07%3A00&max-results=7

Obama vs. McCain

A very big issue in today's news is; Obama or McCain? I personally like Obama. I also really dislike Sara Palin, which adds to my whole liking Obama thing. I watched the debate on Friday. Did any of you? I thought that McCain didn't do very well because he never looked at the camera, the audience, Obama, or the person asking the questions. He just looked down the whole time. I also think that Obama has a great speaking voice. His voice is like Martin Luther King Jr. voice. McCain's voice, personally, wants to put me to sleep. I know everyone is entitled to their own opinion so i'm not saying anything against McCain supporters. I am just voicing MY opinion. So tell me what YOU think. Either vote in my poll, or leave a comment. Thanx! Au revoir!

Polls

I will now be frequently posting different polls for you guys to vote in. I am doing this to further understand human culture so i can take back information to my home planet. And because it's fun and i want to know what my readers think about certain topics. So vote! But hurry up and vote, before they disappear; forever. Dun dun duhhhhhh.......... Just kidding! But still, please vote. 

Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :D

Happy Birthday!!!!

     This is a tribute to my friend JC: 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!

Free Virtual Hug

Kubiando!!! This is for all the people out there that maybe have not had the best day; a free virtual hug! So here it is:

1.....2.....3...... HUG!!!!!!!!!

There, don't you feel better? So now that your bad day has been mended, go enjoy it! Au Revoir! 

Adorable Cartoons

These are the most adorable
cartoons

in the whole world!!!!!!! Jordan found them on the internet.

They're called

Pon and Zi. They are sooooooooo cute!!!!

Pon and Zi were created by Azuzephre.

Happy Labor Day!!!!!!!!!!

Hello people of Earth!! Kubiando!! Happy Labor Day to everyone who works hard all day. I hope you enjoy your day off.

The Very First Post

Hi! You are reading the first official post of "2,000 Ways Not to Make a Lightbulb". This is a blog about nothing and, well, everything. I will frequently post things worth blogging about that i will type up on the computer using a keyboard, and then proceed to post on this blog at which point, i would hope, you will read it.

You as a reader may be wondering "Why is it called '2,000 Ways Not to Make a Lightbulb?". Well, Thomas Edison once said "I did not fail, I learned 2,000 ways not to make a light bulb." which is the best quote in the world. That is why it is called 2,000 Ways Not to Make a Lightbulb.

So I thank you people of earth for reading my blog and I hope you will visit again soon!

Martians from Pluto

Well hello there. If you're reading this, then that means you survived the Martian attack last night. If you don't remember a Martian attack, it's because they used their out-of-this-world galactic space technology to wipe out your memory. So right now, if you think I'm crazy for talking about Martians from Pluto, then I feel bad 4 you' because u probably got your memory wiped out. The reason they did not come in peace is because they are very upset that we do not consider their planet, an actual planet. We said it was a moon. Martians do not like people calling their planet a moon. You may be wondering why I can remember this, and you can't. Well, I just adore Pluto and consider it a planet, so the Martians like me. That's why they didn't swipe my memory. Plus my very good friend George is from Pluto (we played poker together).

The Martians wanted me to tell all you people of earth hello since they didn't remember them from last night. So here's a greeting from the Martians

HELLO PEOPLE OF EARTH!!! WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE, BUT THAT WILL TEACH YOU NOT TO DOWNGRADE OTHER LIFEFORM'S PLANETS. HAVE A NICE LIFE! GOOD BYE! AU REVOIR! ADIOS! ALOHA! AUF WIEDERSEHEN! FARVEL! NAMASTE! ZEGNAJ! TOT ZIENS! SAYONARA! KUBIANDO! BYE!!!!!!

Well there you have it folk's: a greeting from Martians from Pluto. I shall give them your regards next time I run into George. So, Kubiando!!!!!!!!!!!!